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Ghostmutt's avatar

Oh god it’s good to have you back

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Meagen Gibson's avatar

Loved this story. My way of allowing myself to get angry at driver stupidity is to sing songs about them wishing them the day they deserve. "I hope your milk is spoiled and it's your last cup of coffee" "I hope you stub your toe on a chair" Harmless little curses so they feel the slight pain and inconvenience I suffered at their selfishness... but I'm no therapist;)

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Lisa Hanawalt's avatar

PMDD Jerry Seinfeld !!!!!!!!!

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Novel Audio's avatar

Hey, just wanted to say i loved reading this, it made me laugh a lot and i hope you (and the bullhorn HGH guy) are great.

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Kira Cook's avatar

*adds bullhorn to cart*

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Julieanne Smolinski's avatar

hahahahahhahhahah

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Sophie Kempthorne's avatar

So funny 😂

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The Small Bow's avatar

Oh hey .

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lindsey's avatar

she's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack ❤️

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Lindsay Robertson's avatar

Perfect. And I haven’t witnessed landing-sticking like this in an essay in years. I would have missed it had a friend not texted me about how good it was!

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Dave Dozier's avatar

Welcome back! We've missed you, Ms. Radley!

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